Dancing days are here again . . .

08/17/201108/17/2011 Alex Detroit Tigers '11 tigers, apparently i'm a vidder now, Baseball, i made this, oiling the old valverde gear, video, you're playing like a slut

Dancing Days from rockthescherzer on Vimeo.

One of these days, I’ll get over iMovie. Until then, you must all suffer my vidding skilz.

Game 57: RAGE!

06/04/201106/09/2011 Alex Baseball, Detroit Tigers '11 tigers, Baseball, i'm groovy like motherfuckin' austin, leyland you got me on my knees, oiling the old valverde gear, ranty mcranterson, what is this i don't even, you're playing like a slut

If I never see another bunt with a runner in scoring position, I will be a happy woman.

Jim Leyland, there is already a fucking runner in scoring position. You do not need to bunt to increase your chances of scoring. A base hit will probably score him. The bunt is superfluous.

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The lack of base hits with runners in scoring position– off two struggling White Sox pitchers, no less– makes me want to smash things into tiny pieces with a sledgehammer, throw those tiny pieces into a blender, make a smoothie from those tiny pieces (with some chunks of frozen dog crap to add flavor) and then force the people I am raging at to choke it down.

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This is why we can’t have nice things, Jim Leyland.

07/31/201006/09/2011 Alex Baseball '10 tigers, Baseball, his name is ryan perry, how not to manager your bullpen, leyland you got me on my knees, oiling the old valverde gear, phil coke i want to drink you, unmitigated disaster, what is this i don't even, you're playing like a slut

The Tigers lost a game they should have won because Valverde threw SIXTY goddamn pitches last night. SIXTY.

And now you can probably add both Perry and Coke to the list of relievers who won’t be available for Sunday’s game. All because Jim Leyland left Valverde in Friday’s game in hopes of his arm falling off, apparently.

Good job, Leyland. *slow sarcastic golf clap*