Actually I don’t know for sure if they are going to lose this game because I’m about ten seconds from passing out, but as the score’s currently 13-5, I think it’s pretty safe to say they’re going to lose.
Porcello got clobbered.
Miguel Cabrera posed on a– single and cost the Tigers a run.
Everything about this game sucks, pretty much.
I just hope for one or all of the following, while I’m sleeping:
Is that too much to ask?
I had a long day. If my day could be quantified as shit, then this game would be the cherry on the shit cake of my day.
Or something, I don’t know. I’ve been awake for eighteen hours and my brain has turned to mush.
So I had this post written up before the game ended, but I didn’t post it until after the game ended. So it’s irrelevant now.
Fuck Coors Field.